OMG—Holy Mother of Pearl, Good Gracious on a Wheat Thin Cracker with Cheez Whiz..I AM GETTING MARRIED IN 10 DAYS!!

I cannot believe it! It’s here—our wedding is in 10 days and the time is here! I can feel it in every ounce of my soul. I get to do the one thing I have always dreamed of.. I get to walk down the aisle in my pretty white dress and become the wife to the man that was made for me. If you want to read all the wonderful reason's I love this man- see here!

I totally don’t think this work week is ever going to end. The time is crawling by and I cannot stop looking at the clock. I tried the put the little piece of paper over the clock on the computer (and anyone who has worked in an office setting for any length of time knows what I am talking about).. but anyway, I put the paper there to trick my eyes from looking at it.. And guess what, my eyes cheat! I have cheater eyes! I lift the corner of the paper & peak behind it. Pathetic! And then, if I get real lazy I just pick up my phone & look at that clock—or the one on my iPod, or the one on my iPod player..DAMN!...why does there have to be clocks everywhere?? OH—& don’t forget the watch on my wrist! Out of all 5 clocks that are within an arm’s length away from me, they all do the same shit, they go so slow!—All these clocks are STUPID! The time is crawling & with each passing second I am ready for the next. Waiting in anticipation because it is one second closer to be getting to do a lot of really cool stuff.

So let’s go with that cool stuff statement; I am sure all of my 2 readers (thanks sister- she emailed me today & said she is an avid reader—so now I have my mom & sister on board my blog trail!—YAY me!) ….Ahem, anyway what I was saying... I know all of my avid fans are wanting to know what are some of the things I am most looking forward to about the wedding events to come??…Therefore, in my aim to please all fans & in honor of the 10 day mark til the wedding, I will share what my ‘Most Look-Forward to Moments of Our Wedding’ are. (I know, this is exciting huh??.. more anticipation!.. maybe I should make ya’ll wait for the list, just like I have to wait for the big day. I am genius & other people will suffer with anticipation like me!! HA HA HA! But I am not mean and I know y’all are sitting at the edge of your seat waiting for my list)… So, here it goes:

1) Of course getting to say “I Do” to my sweet love. My honey, muffin, boo, love bug, sugar plum, hottie, gorgeous, sexy, sweetheart…And the nicknames go on and on..'Husband' is the new nickname after the wedding- I have renamed Patrick.. he will now be 'Husband' and he is ok with that!

2) Walking down the aisle and seeing (future)Husband see me for the first time in my pretty dress.

3) Becoming a step-momma to 3 great kiddos! They think I am crazy—ok, so maybe I am—they know they love me though—how can they not?? (Man, I am all about lovin’ me some me today!)

4) Getting to be all prettied up by other people! I love having people make me look beautiful! It’s a hard chore doing it every day myself so it will be nice to be pampered on our special day! HEE HEE- I funny!

5) Seeing my mom cry like a baby- which I know I will be too!

6) Seeing if the airbrush makeup really does not cry off. If this make-up can sustain my emotions on this day, it will be Miracle Makeup!!

7) Having a keg and lots of wine at the reception!

8) Being the center of attention for the day (I know, once again.. me being selfish—but come on now, what Bride doesn’t want to be the center of attention on her big day right?? RIGHT! Cuz I say so!)

9) Smoochin Husband during the reception and being all couply and stuff. I love this part!

10) THE WEDDING NIGHT AND HONEYMOON!

So, there it is y’all. I know the climax was breathtaking (hee hee, I said climax)..I hope you can all sleep better knowing the top 10 things I am most excited about in the wedding events to come!!
PS.. Have I mentioned, I am getting married in 10 days??? 10 DAYS!!!!!! Holy Mother of Pearl, Good Gracious on a Wheat Thin Cracker with Cheez Whiz! I am stoked!